But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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