If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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