Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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