is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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