So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Life is so much better after having sex.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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