how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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