I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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