hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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