before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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