Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
My bed smells like the plague
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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