im drinking this country out of the recession.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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