sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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