Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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