I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She even gives head with a lisp.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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