the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Too much gin, very little bucket
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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