There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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