Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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