Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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