Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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