I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Randomize
