Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Randomize
