between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
PANTIES FOUND
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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