My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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