I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
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