Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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