Whod you bang
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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