Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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