yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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