This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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