but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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