does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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