This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
