I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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