I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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