I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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