I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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