Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
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