ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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