***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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