It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
