Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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