Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
MASS TEXT: Next weekend I will be in town for St. Patty's day. There will be a bonfire and liqour olympics. We will have booze but in order to participate it is byob. Upon arrival everyone will be asked to sign a waiver. I am not responsible for liver failure, death, loss of clothing or memory, bites, scratches, hickies, pregnancies, or any other for of injury you may obtain while participating. There will be ridiculous amounts of green glitter, be prepared to puke it up. ALSO WEAR SOMETHING GREEN OR YOU WILL BE PENALIZED!! AUTOMATIC 5 SHOTS. HAPPY GAMING!!!
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