Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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