grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
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