I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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