I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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