around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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