Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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