sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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