She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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