It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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