He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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