So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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