fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
